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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small."

"The search for the mystery penis chopper goes on Detective jones has had a tip off, but will be back at work on Monday."

"Hats were invented in 1784 when a Canadian was too polite to ask a raccoon to get off his head."

"knock knock who's there? To To who? AH AH AH, to whom"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. [Currently my 7 year old daughter's favorite joke]"

"My suicide notes just keep turning into grocery lists."

"And that, Romeo, is why we usually try to take a pulse first."

"What do women and saxophones have in common? They both blow and make different noises when you finger them."

"Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee? ...he was totally drinking it before it was cool."

"The weather in England is like the Muslims in Iraq. It's either Sunni, or Shiite."