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Joke of the Day

"Three men walk into a bar They all get concussion"

"Saw a ""Toby Keith's I Love This Bar"" that went out of business. Apparently he was the only one."

"I told my friend he's a bad thief. He's not taking it well."

"I'm sorry guys Why can't Sally ride the swings? Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there? Not Sally..."

"I banged my co-worker... Guess my Dad was right, I am a little shit eater."

"Best joke for Americans. My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American."

"What do you get when you cross a genius with a hooker? A fucking know it all!"

"Do you know why Petyr's last name is Baelish? Because he is the liege of Baes. ^I'll ^see ^^myself ^^out."

"You can't run in a campground, you can only ran because it's past tense."

"Add ""in my pants"" after a song name Shake that laffy taffy in my pants"