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Joke of the Day

"Best joke for Americans. My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American."

"I looked up ""thesaurus"" in my thesaurus and it says ""Don't be a smart-ass""."

"The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't make that here."" Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar. He gets up and leaves. He takes a seat and orders a Polynesian Pearl Diver."

"If the shoe fits, wear it... Unless you found it near a bouncy castle, you creep."

"M.C. Escher was born on this day in 1898. Although if you study the timeline of his life, it also looks like he was born in 8681."

"Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?? I guess it's too grue-some."

"I just met the girl of my dreams She flew into class naked and her teeth fell out."

"Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No but he screamed when I bit his finger."

"Now that Jeremy Lin is playing so well for the Knicks.. It appears that the NBA is now a Black/Thai affair."

"""I see"" said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw"