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Joke of the Day
"Hiding the bank statement from your husband is the new hiding your report card from your parents."
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"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i ate them because im a velociraptor disguised as a milkshake vendor lol owned"
"a friend told me i look like james taylor just after he went bald ;("
"What's a lesbian's favorite meal to cook? Nothing. Lesbians don't cook. They eat out."
"What is the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut is a girl who sleeps with everyone. A bitch is a girl who sleeps with everyone **except you**!"
"I am a man who adheres to ""do unto others as you would have them do unto you"" literally that's why I am still a virgin"
"I need to find out what my company needs to do in order to get protests by topless women."
"So I ordered the 50 cent at the bar last night... The bartender gave me 9 shots and took all my money"
"I keep making jokes about SpaceX But none of them seem to land."
"Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!"