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Joke of the Day
"a friend told me i look like james taylor just after he went bald ;("
Next Joke
"R/Jokes is like my elbow. I don't come here often."
"What's the best song to send to your father on Father's Day? *I'm Glad You Came*"
"I got a German girl's phone number I just ask her for it and she said, ""nine nine nine, nine nine nine nine."""
"In certain Eastern cultures, it's considered a grave insult to shit all over the floor in someone's home."
"Psychiatrist: ""Your check bounced and was returned for insufficient funds."" Me: ""So how does that make you feel?"""
"A redditor and his friend, Elle, walk into a bar... The redditor notices a jar of mayonnaise on the bar, so he says, ""Hey, Elle, a mayo!"""
"When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie"
"Did you hear about the pirate who got in trouble at work? He was reported to H-arrrrr"
"What did the clock say when he was finished having sex? The time has come."