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Joke of the Day

"My fiance said the funniest thing out of context today. Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat Seaman."

"Even if you don't pay, they'll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car."

"Please don't joke about 9/11, my uncle was on one of the planes. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

"Women are like potato chips They better come with my fucking sandwich"

"Apparently Mindy McCready shot herself. It's unusual for a woman to use a gun but... ...Guys Do It All The Time."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun. A Roman-Catholic"

"I learned about genetic mutation in biology today. It was my first class."

"Why is Jesus so bad at hockey? Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards."

"French Bread There's this crazy guy on our street that tries to catch people and shove French bread up their butt... He's a real pain in the ass"

"I recently got a job at the recycling plant But it's soda pressing."