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Joke of the Day

"My fiance said the funniest thing out of context today. Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat Seaman."

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"HOT SINGLE GRANNIES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOU TO LOOK AT HOW TALL YOU'VE GOTTEN"
"My true love and I are like parallel lines. We will never meet and I will die alone."
"Just watched Starwars The Force Awakend It felt kind of forced"
"Important Work Of 21st Century... The 21st century: Where Deleting history is more important than making it."
"Started a suicide prevention club at my school today We call it the hang out"
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison."
"Deep Thoughts Do you think that, when two police officers are having sex, they appreciate the fact that they are copulating?"
"Life without women Would be a pain in the ass"