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Joke of the Day

"Mark Wahlberg's mom: Marky Mark! It's time for a snacky snacky before you take a nappy nap. Mark Wahlberg: Jesus, mom. I'm 44. What snack?"

"Need the most offensive team name possible for beer Olympics team. I believe in you Internet"

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be an ese"

"How do you calculate the length of rosemary? Sprigonometry"

"How did Moses make his tea in the morning? Hebrewed it."

"Q: What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets? A: An onion."

"Air Conditioning is pretty cool"

"Have I told you lately... ...is the least romantic line a toll-collector ever said to his girlfriend."

"A Jewish man gets hit by a car... in the back of the ambulance on the way to the hospital the paramedic asks ""are you comfortable?"" the Jewish man shrugs. ""I make a living."""

"What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died? Napoleon Blownaparte"