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Joke of the Day
"My cooking show would just be an hour of me looking for Tupperware lids."
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"When is a school paper not a school paper? When it's turned into the teacher."
"A ceiling fan wont cut a bagel in half, not even on top speed"
"What did the peanut say to his wife before he left? I'll be back in a jiffy"
"Why is it so hard to convict horse rapists? Because sometimes neigh means yay."
"So, hear about the 2 Muslims in a speedboat who broke through the Thames barrier? They rammed a dam"
"The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist."
"Real confidence I was asked to write an essay of about 300 words on confidence I wrote - ""THIS IS REAL CONFIDENCE AND SUBMITTED IT"""
"Why aren't cowboys circumcised? So they have somewhere to put their dip at lunch."
"A girl from the office is trying to get me fired for sexual harassment because I've been giving her ""inappropriate massages during work"" I said, Good luck sweetheart. I don't even work here."