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Joke of the Day
"When is a school paper not a school paper? When it's turned into the teacher."
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"A few months ago I got a haircut I didn't like... ...but since then, it's grown on me."
"Wanna hear a pickup line? ***HONK HONK HOOOOOONK HONK HOOOONNK***"
"What are an idiot's last words? Hey, watch this."
"Q: How do you make a Venetian blind? A: Stick a finger in his eye."
"A teen girl is talking to her mother about the birds and the bees. She asks her mother if it's possible to get pregnant from anal sex. The mother says, ""Why yes, that's how lawyers are born!"""
"Mondays are made for booze & antidepressants...ah hell, I'll just skip to the booze."
"How does Moses make his tea... ... Hebrews it"
"Enter new password <glovebox> Must contain number <glovebox1> Must contain PHONE number <no> Please ;) <no u creep> Password not recognized"
"Jesus was in his room masturbating when Joseph walked in... Joseph sees him and says ""Jesus fucking Christ!!"""