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Joke of the Day

"My lesbian neighbour just gave me a Rolex I think she misunderstood when I told her I wanna watch..."

"I just bought shoes from a drug dealer... ... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Never hide regular cocaine in your butt Charges will get elevated to possession of crack cocaine"

"Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. Two women trying to kill each other over shoes. Brilliant, really."

"Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised as youth. Jewish women won't touch anything that's not at least 10% off."

"""I feel like a failure, doc. I've got 5 boys and they ALL work as hotel valets"" ""Wow this is the worst case of parking sons I've ever seen!"""

"Do all black people have a problem with slavery? Or just mine?"

"My friends all say I'm a cocaine addict, but I disagree. I just like the smell."

"As a kleptomaniac, I demand my rights... And that guy's rights... And his pen..."