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Joke of the Day

"Quick question: How many bowls of mac and cheese can you eat during a Skype job interview before you look unprofessional?"

"When in trouble I think What Would Justin Bieber Do? scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly."

"You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she organizes body parts in her freezer"

"FOX News is a Mecca for people who hate Mecca."

"I like my beer the way I like my violence. Domestic."

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me there's something that smells."

"What do people with two left feet wear? Flip flips"

"Why did a surgeon go to prison? His medical license was doctored."

"When a celebrity dies, who's the helpful psychopath that immediately changes all the ""is""s to ""was""s on their Wikipedia page?"

"Many homosexuals went into battle in World War I. Only a few came out"