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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say about girls with big feet...? They gotta wear big shoes."

"Apparently being a mother is the hardest job in the world. They're probably right. I can definitely see brain surgeons struggling to put Frozen into a DVD player."

"What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap? The bucket"

"Why can't Jamaicans count to 10? Because there's a *tree* in the way!"

"So it's okay for the cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors turn up. But when I do it, I'm ""antisocial"". I call bullshit."

"Calculus and alcohol don't mix... Never drink and derive."

"News:""a black bear hovered over a convenience store in central Florida for more than seven hours..."" They have hover bears? jealous again"

"A tapdancer walks into a room and looks at the floor. ""I'd tap that."""

"Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like... bananas!"

"What happens if a pyramid commits a crime? It is put in imPRISMment!"