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Joke of the Day

"Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon & three at night? A: The bloodthirsty shapeshifter who hides among us. Trust no one."

"Best Joke I know Reddit on April fools' day."

"My grandpa says our generation relies too much on technology... I replied ""No, YOUR generation relies too much on technology"", and unplugged his life support."

"Did you dream of me, baby? -Are you a swimming pool full of Lucky Charms & milk? No, silly. -Then no."

"I'm going to get some hate here. Is methodist a religion that worships meth?"

"the longest joke in the world http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"For fun I like to text all the men in my phone, ""she has your eyes, can't wait for you to meet her"" and then I sit back and wait."

"Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white... ...so now it looks like France landed there."

"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."

"What's the fastest way to get a female Officer to arrest you? Liquor."