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Joke of the Day

"Gay Necrophelia ""well I don't see anything wrong with gay necrophelia,"" said bob, in dead earnest."

"Trump took a dump. He pumped. He jumped. Thump Thump. Whump!"

"Tell a sad story in 4 words Lifetime Cleveland Browns fan"

"""Dad, did you know in some countries men don't know their wives till after they get married?"" ""Um, it's like that in every country, son."""

"*In the ER* ""We're losing him, anyone have any ideas?"" ""How about 50 cc's of a cool refreshing beverage?"" ""Dammit Dr. Pepper not now!"""

"What band was Harambe In? Gorillaz"

"Best jokes from movies What are you best jokes you have heard in a movie?"

"Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed? He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep."

"What clothes do lawyers wear to work? Lawsuits."

"*orders a medium pizza* *opens box* PIZZA: I've contacted your late grandmother. She wants you to know- *eats pizza*"