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Joke of the Day

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeye."

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"What kind of music do cows listen to? (dadjoke) MOOOOOsic."
"I covered my gf with dough and raisins and put her in the oven to annoy her. Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed"
"What do Canadian girls have? Boobehs"
"Lots of world leaders coming to DC. I hope Obama's Nuclear Summit goes well. Bush's Nucular Monster Truck Rally is a hard act to follow."
"10 years later if Romeo and Juliet had lived: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Sigh....trying to watch the game here Julie."
"U.S. DEPT OF FORESTRY: Sir, we believe you're hunting illegally GUY IN ALL CAMO W/ ORANGE HAT: *takes off hat* USDOF: Dammit we lost him"
"Damn, girl! Is that a mirror in your pocket?... ...You conceited bitch!"
"Today is definitely a good day to be kissed but I'm going to sit inside and look at my phone because sometimes that feels like kissing too"
"I got a job at FedEx OP delivered"
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