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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, please keep it down a bit, a large group of white men are in Washington trying to sort out your birth control."

"All women are crazy but if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will let you live."

"The most scientific pet? The lab."

"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team? Pygmies are cunning runts."

"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mother can't take 3 jokes at the same time."

"In the style of Mitch Hedberg. I don't like fish eggs on my sushi... ...because I'm against abortion"

"""O honey, it looks like you got your period last night. I guess well need to get new shee- wait! Wait one minute!"" ~ Japanese flag designer"

"What's the nastiest part about having sex with someone's grandma? Well, that DependsTM"

"What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday? Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday."

"What do you call a Burberry Style Transforming Truck? Optimush Prime... Hahaaa."