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Joke of the Day
"Why did the student study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education! "
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"Hey, Trivial Pursuit, way to pick a name that says ""This game is pointless."""
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"Why was the photographer arested? Indecent exposure."
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"Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer."
"Tried to start an origami company... It folded."
"Did you hear about the Vietnam veteran who became a sewage worker? He's seen some shit."