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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a zoo, the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a shih tzu"
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"Knock Knock.... -Knock Knock... -Who's There -Panther -Panther who? -Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!"
"It drives me fucking crazy when people post questions on Facebook that could easily be answered with a basic google search."
"1.25pm: Do you love me more than football? 4.25pm: Yes, of course."
"Why was the father centipede annoyed? Because all of his children needed new shoes."
"What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow? Their bayou loomin' essence"
"[Brings date home] O geez did I leave all my rare, holographic Pokemon cards out on my bed again? Guess we'll just have to lay here & battle"
"I was so drunk last night at the bar. When I walked across the dance floor to get another drink I won the dance competition."
"Deep Love no matter how deeply you love someone, you cannot express it more than six inches deep"
"Your Lawyer and your Wife are drowning! Quick! You must make a decision!! Should you go to the movies, or order pizza?"