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Joke of the Day

"In 1973, the Six Million Dollar Man consisted of a bionic man with super powers... In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements."

"I don't know why China wants to continue the One China policy... I mean, the One Child policy didn't turn out too well."

"I was trying to get a top comment on Reddit... But I Blueit"

"Alpha Kenny Body Say it fast, slut."

"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally"

"I don't always have pre-marital sex... But when I do it's not with my wife."

"A man is suing a hardware for selling him a bucket with holes in it. Personally, I don't think his argument holds water."

"Fun prank: tweet ""BRB CLEANING MY GUN!!!"" then don't tweet for 8 years."

"Why are spiders so unproductive? Because they hang out on the web all day!"

"There were elections in the United States. Tom Hanks went to cast his vote. As soon as he came out of the polling booth after doing so, everyone started applauding. Why? It was a vote of T. Hanks."