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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Air is free"
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"What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common? They can both be fixed with a coat hanger."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure,"" is an awesome phrase But it's a horrible way to tell your kid they're adopted."
"What's the difference between a concentration camp and a cancer treatment facility? Concentration camps had survivors."
"Q: What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? A: Straight talk."
"*walks up to bouncer* ""sorry pal, this is a private country club"" *peeks inside* [everybody's fist pumping hard as heck to kenny chesney]"
"What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common? They're both summary!"
"What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee."
"Whoever drew the food pyramid forgot to coat the outside in Ranch dressing."
"Just bought a new disposable razor. Or a spaceship."