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Joke of the Day
"Relationships are a lot like Algebra... ...have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
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"When my cat has an accident on the carpet, he hides to escape responsibility. It's a, ""shit and run""."
"My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera."
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"I'm not a racist. I can't even run."