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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !"
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"Have you ever heard the saying... ...come here and sit on my lap and let's see what pops up?"
"I tried to catch some fog the other day... Mist."
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"Pirate Nuts Pirate walks into a bar. Bartender says ""You know you got a steering wheel stickinn out of your pants?"" ""Aye! It's drivin me nutts."""
"I'm not always sarcastic... there's a lot of times I mean every bit of what I say."
"Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?"
"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead hookers? Your erection."
"Jesus was nailed to the cross. He said ""Peter, come forth"". Peter walks up, Jesus waves his hand and he is healed. Next he says ""Mary, come forth"" But Mary came fifth and won a toaster."
"How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it."