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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favorite battery? The nein volt"
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"i'm going to sell a drink called ""responsibly"" so after every liquor ad when they say ""drink responsibly"" hey free advertising boom i win"
"The Irish must be very rich... ...since their capital is always Dublin"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the black guy cross the road? To kill the chicken and eat it!"
"A pack of coyotes shrieking at 3:12 AM is less unsettling if you instead imagine it's a bachelorette party that just got a limo upgrade."
"How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks? Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans."
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field."
"What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried? Fruit of the tomb"
"Why do breasts have nipples? Because without them they would be pointless."
"What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black one steals your watch and stabs you."