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Joke of the Day

"Love in 2013 means answering each other's texts immediately."

"Bruce Willis angrily returns a cheese grater to the store, ""IT DID NOT MAKE THE CHEESE GREATER! IT JUST MADE LOTS OF LITTLE CHEESE"" he fumes"

"I tore the elbow of my shirt last week, but I was able to stitch it back together. On the hole, it's held up surprisingly well."

"Endless shrimp. a.k.a sir we close at 10:30, you have to leave now Im going back in the morning and ask to continue"

"What goes, ""Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine""? A parroty error"

"It might take a village to raise a child... but it only takes a viking to raze a village."

"On the subject of jokes we made up as kids, what do you call a group of hams? A meating!"

"Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fits Michael"

"an Englishman , Irishman and Scotsman walk in to a bar the bar was set too low."

"OP is in labour. Still can't deliver."