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Joke of the Day

"Made a mistake while drawing with my crayons. Can't erase. I guess the dragon will just have to have disproportionately large nipples..."

"I used to think paramedics were ghost doctors."

"People that can't walk are so lame"

"What do you call white people sitting on a bench The nba"

"I'm currently between relationships. The couple on my right are kissing and I think the couple on my left are about to start doing it."

"I asked my friend if it was intended for him to cheese the pizza joke. ""Nope Unintended"""

"""Sorry, I don't date block guys.""- racist lego woman."

"I bought shoes from a second hand shop. They must've belonged to a junkie though because I've been tripping all day."

"What's the Difference Between Being Hungry and Horny? Where you put the cucumber!"

"what did the egg say to the boiling water? i dont know how long its going to take me to get hard i just got laid by a chick"