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Joke of the Day
"You think life as a woman is hard? Try peeing with an erection."
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"A seven year old girl goes to subway and orders a footlong Jared delivers"
"I don't like vacuums. They suck."
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why. Edit: I'm thrilled at the response! I should say this is an original joke from British comedian Chris Turner."
"People Magazine sounds like something aliens pretending to be humans would call their magazine."
"HERE'S A KID WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS AND HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND YOU'LL DIE SOON TOO, BUY THINGS. - Super Bowl Commercials in a nut shell"
"I had a few jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work"
"Checking Your Phone To See What Time It Is... And Then Checking It Again Because The First Time You Wernt Paying Attention! Awkward."
"How many children do I want to have? Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple"
"A recent report shows that Gangs are now using dogs instead of knives, I tried this. My toast was very hairy"