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Joke of the Day

"You think life as a woman is hard? Try peeing with an erection."

"They don't even serve apples at Applebee's. Or bees."

"As you get older, dirty talk turns into ""Yeah baby, take that nap. Take all of it honey. You like that couch? Oh yeah, sleep on it..."""

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ""U"" and ""I"" together."

"Why DOES ""February"" have that extra R? It should just be ""Februay."""

"He who goes to sleep face down... Crack up."

"""I have a cure for your burning bush."" """" Moses hitting on the ladies"

"BBC News: Internet trolls face longer sentences. The news comes as Twitter have announced they will be increasing the number of characters from 140 to 200."

"What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common? They both got accepted to Yale."

"a single strawberry can make a hundred more strawberries, i swear nature is just another word for magic, a way to turn sunlight into sugar"