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Joke of the Day
"What is brown and sticky? Shit."
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"Always put sunglasses on your tree. Then, you'll get the proper shade."
"I saw a sign that said falling rocks So I tried it, and it doesn't."
"Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)"
"If girls be trippin' as much as I'm told they are... They should go to the doctor to see if they have an ear infection."
"I never make New Year's resolutions. I just carry the ones over from the previous year and add ""This time I'm serious"""
"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball it drives them nuts!"
"Wanna hear a joke about blimps? It'll never fly."
"What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated milk."
"What do you call pizza that isn't yours? Impersonal pizza"