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Joke of the Day
"Grammar The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."
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"*writing suicide letter Goodbye cruel world. Your going to really miss me when I'm gone... Cat: *you're"
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"does the voice recognition on your phone work i don't know im trying to submit a post on reddit please stop talking you're messing me up"
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