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Joke of the Day
"If you make a cow angry how will she get even? She'll cream you!"
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"What do you call a fragile camera? A glass Canon."
"Dead Babies What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke?"
"What has four legs and goes ""Oom! Oom!""? A cow walking backwards!"
"What does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"You've probably heard of Davy Jones' locker, but do you know who Davy Jones is? He's a Sea-Monkee."
"How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different? Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors"
"I want to get a dog just so I can name it Stain That way when I take it to the park, and if it runs off, I can yell ""come Stain!"""
"What do you call a Batman that leaves church early? A Christian bail"
"There's a question in the exam that said, ""What is the past tense of 'think'?"" So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'."