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Joke of the Day
"9/11 jokes are just... Plane wrong."
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"What is the best stand-up routine of our time? I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared."
"They told me to dress for the job I want, not for the job I have. They fired me the next day because I dressed for a blowjob. I'll show myself out..."
"How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? Not all men."
"Justice Prevail for Morons"
"since you're having surgery tomorrow, get here early and remember no eating after midnight ""because of nausea?"" no, because you're a gremlin"
"Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems"
"Songs with lyrics like, ""We don't need sleep,"" why are you rebelling against naps? What are you--four?"
"I feel bad for men with erectile disfunction, but they all seem to be handling it well. It's like all of them literally can't give a fuck."
"My girlfriend wanted to join the Mile High Club... But I didn't give a flying fuck."