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Joke of the Day

"since you're having surgery tomorrow, get here early and remember no eating after midnight ""because of nausea?"" no, because you're a gremlin"

"What did the red light say to the green light Don't look. I'm changing"

"Yo mama's so fat... ...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie."

"Did you hear about the lesbian with no arms? She couldn't hold her licker."

"Condoms. I can't wrap my head around them."

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a case of beer? He's okay. It was light beer."

"You can make jokes about anything; just not Mexicans. That's crossing the border."

"[restaurant] ME: Do you have updog? WAITER: [sighs] No sir M: Ok, is this gluten free? W: No you have to pay for it M: Damn you're good"

"Yo Momma so Fat When she met Stevie Wonder backstage. He was like ""Who brought a goddamned bouncy castle in here!"""

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. "