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Joke of the Day
"What do most people wear to court? Law-suits"
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"Father: "" I know the answer to your bad grades. You're spending too much time watching television."" Son: "" I'm sorry you'll have to phrase that in the form of a question."""
"friend gave me an inhaler my friend was dying on the floor and he gave me an inhaler, guess he wanted to give something for me to remember him. weird."
"Just finished charging my iPhone. Lets see how long the battery la"
"watching my cats groom each other and it feels like I should be throwing money at them"
"What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother? Broccoli"
"What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks."
"You are a sad, strange little man... That's what she said!"
"My favorite knock knock joke. I need someone to start it ... Someone start the knock knock joke ..."
"I WAS LIKE AND HE WAS LIKE AND I WAS LIKE AND SHE WAS LIKE (The speech impediment of the 21st century)"