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Joke of the Day
"What do cannibals call shin meat? Below knee"
Next Joke
"Wow I never thought you'd agree to go out with me *starts car, Whitesnake is playing at full volume*"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist."
"I wonder if skunks ever think, ""why do I smell like a pound of weed?"""
"I need a bed that pops me out like a toaster."
"It's hard to think about my wife, who passed away during delivery Tip: Never, *EVER* go with a mail-order Russian bride who arrives by ship."
"What do you call a torturer who says a lot of puns. A PUNisher"
"The Earth and the Moon get in an argument The Moon tried to be the bigger body and walk away, but the Earth grabbed it and said ""I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. """
"When does an Irish potato change nationality? When it's french fried."
"In every generation there's one man who stands up for the little guy: Bernie Sanders is that little guy."