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Joke of the Day
"What do cannibals call shin meat? Below knee"
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"English is not my first language but I think my boss appreciates me He always says I am this functional!"
"I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet today. We have 245 tiles."
"An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. ""Well sir"" replied the villager ""we ain't got one now. He died last week."""
"What'd the Mexican say when he was upset? I don't want to taco bout it."
"What do you call a red neck invasion? An incestation"
"I checked the thermometer outside. The temperature read ""Fcuk this sh1t! Stay in the house!"""
"Most computer problems can be fixed by removing the idiot from the keyboard."
"What's a star trek fans favourite drink? Picardi and Kirk"
"What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court? Annette."