200717
Joke of the Day
"I need a bed that pops me out like a toaster."
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"[Pilot intercom] Me: ""Hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. Not to cause alarm but the pilot has passed out and I lied a lot on my resume."""
"Who is 50 feet tall, has a blue ox and kills co-eds? Ted Bunyan."
"If you managed to figure out the code to someone else's luggage... Could you say you solved the case?"
"Can you tell me why the Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? well me boy, one more would be ""twofarty""."
"Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda? She thought it was diet coke"
"*Takes off clothes *Enters meeting room naked *Coworkers gasp in horror *Slowly backs out of room [whispers] ""you said debriefing"""
"I couldn't be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see how many times I make the jerk-off motion when we talk on the phone."
"How did the farmer find his girlfriend? He tractor!"
"What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job? You know she'll swallow."