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Joke of the Day

"Which online dating site connects me with single-malt liquor in my area?"

"Many English names are derived from occupations, like Fletcher (arrow maker), Cooper (barrel maker), or Cunningham (tricky pig)."

"What is the friend zone? It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend."

"in kindergarden i pooped my pants and got insanely mad when another kid asked me about it, and that's also the president's PR strategy"

"What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband? You'll never be president, Jeb."

"When taking your dog to the vet it's very important to remember to put your dog in the car."

"I'm great in bed; I can sleep for days."

"What the zombie said One zombie to another : You look paler than usual. Zombie : Must be all the grey matter I've been eating. Yeah I know where the door is..."

"What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm? A rural pool."

"my book club evolved into a fight club so gradually I almost didn't notice"