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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."

"I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did."

"A fun dream I have is to stand in the middle of Comic-Con, yell ""What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?"", then jetpack through the ceiling."

"Stepped on an action figure in the shower and simultaneously invented six new cuss words in four different languages."

"Q: Why is a train like a stick of gum? A: One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew."

"Has anyone's leg ever become pregnant with puppies?"

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Aids."

"My friend threw a block of cheese at me today....... I said 'that's not very mature'"

"""Can I take your order?"" Wait, take it where? ""No, not-"" I haven't even given you my order yet ""I mean-"" WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MY ORDER"

"I think I must have a leather allergy because whenever I wake up with my shoes on I have a headache."