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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I like to mix things up by going big and then also going home."

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs Because they always take things literally."

"My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on."

"What do you call a policeman on fire? Bacon."

"Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a ""hole."" Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq."

"What do caves have? Echosystems. From my 9 year-old."

"Jew Jokes Aren't Funny. Anne Frankly I find them offensive."

"I've been eating nothing but chicken for the past few days and I finally went to the bathroom. The stench was fowl."

"My Dad finally said that I was funny. I asked him if he loved me."

"Teacher: All Idiots Stand Up A boy stand up Teacher: so are you an idiot ? Boy: No I can't bear you standing alone madam..."