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Joke of the Day

"Paris Hilton says that bees frighten her. I bet the rest of the alphabet does too."

"So there were these two extremely saggy breasts.... one looked to the other and said ""If we don't get some support soon, they're gonna think we're both nuts!"""

"Two antenna met on a roof... fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*."

"Knock Knock. Who's there? It's me Mario!"

"I'm a Lit major. I did my thesis on why my car is in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes on."

"What does a Astronaut that likes to play Basketball eat for Breakfast Space Jam I hope this hasn't been posted yet"

"What's the difference between a VA Nurse and a bullet? A bullet only kills once."

"Just heard a little kid tell his dad he was a lion and his dad said ""Wow!"" What a fucking pair of idiots."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with large tits? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean"

"I always study the vagina before sex Because I like to know what I'm getting myself into"