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Joke of the Day

"*barges into bank with guns drawn Alright everyone now be cool and no one gets hurt! *hands out sunglasses all around Nice. Nice."

"My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog."

"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran"

"What did one ghost say to another ghost? ""Do you believe in people?"""

"How do you make tear-free soap? Don't use child labor."

"Nerdy/Geekyt Jokes"

"A farmer filled his truck with onions, but he crashed on the interstate. All his onions were smushed and ruined. The farmer was on the brink of crying."

"Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"What did the little boy say to the priest? Haha, now we *both* have AIDS"

"In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts."