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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who commits piracy? Neckbeard the pirate"
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"I asked a friend from North Korea ""how is it living there?"" He can't complain."
"What did O say to Q? ""Hey! Put that thing back in your pants!"""
"26 letters, minus the U. What do you get? A solipsistic Alphabet."
"I passed out on the steps of a synagogue... And woke up in the morning with a heavy Jew on me."
"What's the best song for a threesome You've got a friend in me."
"Just saw an Italian guy from New Jersey in an Ed Hardy hat reading a book! Ha, just kidding. He was raping."
"I've nicknamed my grandad Spiderman. He doesn't have any superpowers, he just can't climb out of the bath."
"I told my son I'm a motherfucker...... He was like. ""You fuck mothers...... lesbo."" I replied. "" Ain't a lesbo if it's myself."""
"What do root vegetables do at tha club? Turnip"