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Joke of the Day
"What did O say to Q? ""Hey! Put that thing back in your pants!"""
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"Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period."
"What do you call an asian who flies planes? A pilot."
"If I had a nickel for every time I had sex... ... I'd be a very cheap hooker."
"If someone hits you with a coffee mug, have you technically been mugged?"
"A man with goat legs and horns walks into a bar... It's only Satyr"
"I brush my teeth a lot longer when I'm around another person."
"What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel"
"My kid is almost old enough for social media so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and their/there/they're."
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? Q: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? A: My ass!"