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Joke of the Day

"What's the best song for a threesome You've got a friend in me."

"If I had a dollar for every time I was racially accepting I'd be as poor as a no good, dirty mexican."

"I used to be addicted to soap. I'm clean now."

"""Hire me or I'll eat your family."" -effective bear resume"

"I was thinking about Billy Mays the other day... I decided he's in heaven partying like it's nineteen ninety-nine ^(plus shipping and handling.)"

"What does a runner lose after winning a race? His breath."

"Old Italian guy is on his front stoop cooking a chicken on a rotisserie when a hippy walks by. Hippy looks up and says, ""Hey man. The music stopped and your monkey's on fire"""

"How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth."

"What do vegetarians love to do during sex? Toss some salad."

"Did you hear about Freud's party last night? Id was wild!"