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Joke of the Day
"What do root vegetables do at tha club? Turnip"
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"What's the best cure to a bad hangover? A good personality"
"You know what's funny? Not /r/funny ."
"The answer is ""preludes"" Name something Bill Cosby gives to nuns."
"Cheesy joke Cheddar"
"Wife to husband: ""Our son called me a whore!"" Husband answers: ""Where is that son of a bitch?"""
"A decent news site shouldn't have comments. Comments are not news. Just give me the facts. No one needs to know what ahole666 ""thinks."""
"Balloons are stupid. ""Happy birthday! Here's a buncha sacks of breath."""
"I've learnt a lot from the movies over the years, such as how to count using Roman numerals... I, II, III, IV, V, Balboa."
"God I hate these crossword puzzles Does anyone know a 3 letter word for ""Father""?"