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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection? I can maintain polite conversation."

"Two things I hate: This joke, And things that are meta."

"Say what you want... ...about deaf people..."

"How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow? Type ""fresh prints"" in the ""search reddit"" box at the right."

"Does anyone need a vacuum cleaner? I have one here, it's just collecting dust."

"#Itssocoldthat..A streaker froze in mid-streak! The town council just stuck a plaque on him and pretended he was a Greek statue until spring"

"I like to go to the vet It's a lot cheaper than the doctor. The only shitty part is the thermometer"

"Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti? The recipe told her to mints her garlic."

"News is reporting a nun just had a baby. It's official, a nun is getting more action than me."

"What's big, black, and hard? A Basson."