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Joke of the Day

"Say what you want... ...about deaf people..."

"My private health insurance really needs to start covering retail therapy."

"bees What kind of scary bees can produce milk? - boo bees"

"What do you call a barnyard uprising? A chicken coup! ;)"

"I'm Not Racist I'm not racist, my slave is a black guy."

"Did you see the Broadway musical about the dictionary? It's a play on words."

"When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself ""what would the hulk do?"" Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!"

"SKETCH ARTIST: *holds up drawing of a single bit of straw* CAMEL: [in a wheelchair, tears in his eyes] That's him!"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints"

"Man marries deaf girl He writes ""we must work out a code: If I want sex I'll stroke ur left breast-U reply by pulling my penis ONCE for YES OR 62 times for NO!"