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Joke of the Day
"Geometry is so discriminatory How come there are only straight angles?"
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"NBC TV is planning a new series, ""Airline Tragedies"" They are putting together the pilot right now."
"Latest reserch shows, that women with extra weight... Live longer, than the men, that mention it."
"Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway."
"Who is Jason Waterfalls? And why don't they want him to go?"
"When I'm sad I go to the fabric softener aisle of a store & imagine I'm in the clean mountains surrounded by blue sparkles and wild flowers."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee"
"-1 23 It was delicious."
"I tried phone sex last night Safe to say, I would prefer if you didn't call me during working hours until it goes flat."
"What's yellow and goes around? A banana in the washing machine."