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Joke of the Day

"Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway."

"The greatest thing about Christmas is how it teaches kids to be selfish little shits on someone else's birthday."

"4 lawyers died in a car crash. Oops, sorry, wasn't supposed to put the punchline in the title."

"Want to hear a joke about a jump rope? Nah let's just skip it."

"A Jewish joke (as told by Sigmund Freud) One Jew says to another, ""Have you taken a bath?"" The other replies: ""No. Is one missing?"" From *Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious*"

"When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar? When he takes out the trash"

"If I were Santa Claus, I'd have my agent be like ""He's not doing it this year if Ronald McDonald is going to be there in that shoe car."""

"What did Saddam Hussein have in common with Little Miss Muffet? He also had Kurds in his way."

"What fruit do Romeo and Juliet eat? Cantelope"

"What do a call a fighting tournament where homosexuals engage in sissy\slap-fighting each other? [Tekken Fag Tournament](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tekken_Tag_Tournament)"