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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee"

"Me: WOW. Look at those legs! Her: Thank you. M: They'd look great around my neck! H: Hey! M: Wish I'd brought my saw. H: WHAT?!? M: Nothing."

"A photographer and a mechanic have a child After two long days of searching for the perfect name, they name him Cam."

"I started microfinancing my money to get better savings. It just made a lot of cents to me."

"What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl? He turns off his xbox."

"hey, whats the definition of a will? come on guys, its a dead giveaway"

"I dont care what god damned color forest it came from just give me the god damn ham"

"Potato is like Soviet rape. Not come everyday, but fill you up when is come."

"I've never had anyone at hello."

"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Christopher Reeves in a house fire."