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Joke of the Day

"What rock group has 4 members that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"

"Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom? Because she's trans-parent"

"Raping someone on an elevator... is wrong on so many levels"

"Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche."

"HER: I think we should see other people. ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point"

"If only closed minds came with closed mouths."

"If Bruce Jenner is a woman then Eminem is black. Since when does having boobs make you a woman? If that was the case all women that lost their boobs to breast cancer are now dudes."

"what's a resistance pilot's favorite mathematical activity? solving for x wing. what do more advanced resistance pilots do? solve for x and y wing at the same time."

"The Nationwide commercial didn't make me feel anything but I once dropped my chicken nuggets and cried for an hour and forty minutes."