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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 kinds of people in this world Those who know this joke and thought it was a repost. And those who don't know the joke and are confused right now"

"Knock Knock. OPEN UP THE DOOR, ITS REAL WIT THE NON-STOP, POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL!"

"Why do French tanks have review mirrors? Because they want to see the front line too"

"My friend has OCD and says he doesn't like white girls. Maybe because they can't even"

"If you're not using Social Media to spout your uninformed opinion then you're totally missing the point of the Internet."

"Thank you everyone! As the newest mod of /r/news, I would like to say [removed]"

"I just invented a cell phone that looks like a beer can. Now all you idiots can look cool when you take your picture in a mirror."

"Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street? They might be laced with something.."

"I hate when I can't remember if my wife and I are in love or fighting. So, I'm like a minesweeper in the mornings."

"What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No eye Deer"